Sunday, October 28, 2007

Yet another Republican "I'm not Gay" Sex Scandal


You know... this kind of stuff wouldn't be so bad if a) they weren't so biggoted against gay butt sex and b) they didn't do it in men's public bathrooms. Ewwwwwwww! I mean really... ewwwwwwwwww!!! Yuk.

In this article, More Republican Sex Skeletons, in the Black Star News (I guess which counts as an oxymoron), "The recent revelations regarding presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani’s employment of a pedophile priest, and those regarding Joey DiFatta, a councilman from St. Bernard Parish in Louisiana, are two illustrative cases in point...

...DiFatta, who started serving on the St. Bernard Parish Council in January of 1996, was first caught seeking to satisfy his urges in September of 1996, when he was issued a summons for peeping on a man in the bathroom of the Mervyn’s Department store in Esplanade Mall. (Must people now ask everyone they meet in a bathroom their Party affiliations before they risk entering a stall?)

The man dropped his complaint against DiFatta and the record was expunged. Then in March of 2000, like Senator Craig, DiFatta graduated to using the tap dancing code to signal he was ready for some action. As chance would have it DiFatta ended up tapping the toes of undercover Detective Wayne Couvillion, who played along by tapping his foot and asking DiFatta “What do you want?” To which DiFatta reportedly replied “I want to play with you.”

Is this an example of Republican male bonding?DiFatta reportedly also used a hand signal known among gay men who cruise for sex in bathrooms. However, he escaped arrest because Detective Couvillion decided to terminate the sting due to the intervening presence of young children in the bathroom. An officer close to the investigation, Sergeant Keith Conley, asserts that had the sting continued DiFatta would have surely been arrested. "

Freaking gross perverts. You know, the whole reach around, circle jerk, pull-me/yank-me thing is fine. Really. Go to town, more power to you... but Jesus H Christ... in a men's bathroom?? God, you guys are just... gross.

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